Aaron Holds His Own

	This is Aaron. Today is his birthday. Aaron is 18 years old today. He is no longer a little boy. Aaron is now a man! Aaron's boss and his workmates know that it is his birthday. They want to surprise him. They want it to be a BIG surprise, because he is no longer a little boy. Aaron is now a man!
So they arrange for Aaron to be visited by the police. A policewoman comes to see Aaron. She wants him to help her with her inquiries. Aaron is very worried. He has never been in trouble with the police before. Luckily, the policewoman is very friendly.
	Aaron is very nervous at first, but the friendly policewoman soon puts him at ease. She is very friendly.
Aaron decides, what the hell. I mean heck. He will do his part to foster police-community relations. Besides, maybe this being a crim business isn't so bad.

As the interrogation continues, Aaron starts to become a little bit worried. His mum never wrned him about things like this. Besides, ....

...he is no longer a little boy. Aaron is now a man. What if he ... ummm.... embarrasses himself?

Aaron starts to sweat. This policewoman is obviously a very skilled and experienced interrogator. He says to the policewoman, "I want to talk to my lawyer!"

The policewoman says, "Yeah? Talk to this!" So Aaron did. Aaron still had that problem. You know, that embarrassing one? He thinks to himself, "I have to think about something else! What? I know! The weather! Talk about the weather!"
	Aaron says to the policewoman, "Tit's a lovely day today. I think it's the breast one in recent mammary..." The policewoman thanks Aaron for being so helpful. Aaron replies that he was only doing his duty.
After the friendly police woman leaves, Aaron relaxes. The policewoman threw everything she had at him but he didn't break. Aaron stands up on the table, rips open his shirt and yells to the world, "I am no longer a little boy! I am a man!!!"